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two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable
for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires
You know what’s even more adorable
They decide to try and draw each other
And they both have the drawing skills of toddlers
OOOOOOOOOHHHH, NOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! <3<3<3
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
nice leg flower the dukes of hazzard makes apple whistle
Im missing something
I dont understand this
Oh and I suppose popped collar polo shirts and bedazzled ring of fire jeans are REAL subtle
Woot! a how-to guide!(via the-writers-ramblings)
if u think i only followed u because ur hot u r absolutely right
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