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Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
fun fact: the only thing standing between you and success is a small, angry gnome which has dedicated its whole existence to ruining you. you must not let it win
Sirius Black laughing for weeks about throwing Prongs a ‘Stag Party’ before the Potter wedding.
Remus Lupin making it worse by pointing out how the title ‘James’ Stag Party’ is basically saying ‘The Stag’s Stag Party’.
Peter Pettigrew shaking his head and suggesting they call it the ‘Stag ² Party’.
James Potter fully endorsing this.
Lily Evans muttering ‘nerds’ under her breath, but laughing along anyway.
Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
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